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I'm a hopeless romantic with a filthy mind and high standards.



Adrianne Nicole Francey.
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Artist. Veg-head. Poet.


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imthegirlthat:

- May you always be remembered with a smile upon your face
- May you continue to enchant the lives of millions of children around the globe with your movies
- May you still enchant me when I need to
- May you rest in peace

But above all … May you serve as an inspiration to get help, to get better, to speak up about depression and suicide, may you be the salvation of others who feel so lost.

You will be missed

Robin Williams (1951 - 2014)




the-personal-quotes:

 



djkaeru:

coelacanthteeth:

never ever apologize to me for your dog being too excited to see me

a dog could knock me to the ground and give me a black eye and I would still hug it and love it because dogs hurt because they love too much I love dogs

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Anecdotes by medical practitioners

"A woman came in for a baby check with her 6-month-old and she had what looked like chocolate milk in the baby’s bottle. So he started explaining to her as kindly as he could that she shouldn’t be giving her baby chocolate milk. At which point she interrupts him and says, ‘Oh that isn’t chocolate milk. It’s coffee! He just loves it!”

"I had a patient come in for an STD check. She was very upset and continued to tell me that she only had one partner. Progressing through my assessment, she further divulged that even if he was sleeping with other people it shouldn’t matter ‘because he uses a condom every time and he makes sure to wash it thoroughly after every use’.”

"Had a lady who measured her baby’s temperature by pre-heating the oven and putting one hand in front of it while the other hand was on the baby’s forehead. She told the nurse her baby’s fever was about 250 degrees.”

"Lady has to have foot amputated and is given waiver forms to sign pre-op. Buddy asks if she needs time to think about it. She’s very nonchalant and doesn’t seem to care much what they do. He gets suspicious and probes a bit as to why she’s not more concerned. She says she gets that they have to operate and it’s OK because the foot will grow back.”

"I had a couple who had been trying to conceive for over two years. I asked all the usual questions, how often do you have sex, any previous pregnancy, etc etc. Something seemed off to me during the consult, so I continued to ask questions. Finally I asked if he ejaculated while inserted into the vagina. Both parties looked confused.Turns out the couple was not having insertional sex at all. I had to awkwardly explain to them how insertional sex works. Diagrams were required.”

"Patient comes in, she’s upset. She’s pregnant, and she doesn’t understand why. She’s on the pill. Upon talking to her at great length, I find out that she only takes the pills on the days that she is sexually active – no other time.”

"Patient comes in with her bf. They are indignant, as if somehow I could’ve prevented [the pregnancy]. The problem? Well, the pills were bothering the girl’s stomach, so, being a gallant bf, he decided to start taking them instead.”

“I was explaining the treatment to the husband of a patient about to be discharged. He kept nodding and agreeing with me, but I knew it was flying over his head. Turned out a fundamental problem was that I was describing the drugs as ‘tablets’ and he had no clue what those were.”

Reddit thread 




quantumfemme:

UH OH



713-4th-ward-g:

whosurdaddynj:

wow tadpoles in mouth that’s so crazy

Yeah son I don’t know how to explain this to you but those arent tadpoles.




samlicker87:

This is still my favorite comic ever



elegancea:

Sometimes, the best way to not get your heart broken is to act like you don’t have one. 








onthesideoftheotters:

desmond-the-moon-bear:

the-real-derpina:

I stared at that for 5 minutes before I realized they were sitting.

I am literally crying right now

oH THEYRE SITTING ON THE GUYS’ KNEES OK I SEE IT NOW








"All I wanted was to receive the love I gave."

10 word story (via suchvodka)










pirateking001:

treeslug:

skinnymini-xxx:

lustforlinda:

myfreecats:

blameaspartame:

Bodybuilders Against Tipping

Scum

fucking scum

Lol….a video of the “leader” of this group. 

They have WAY, way, WAY too much time on their hands. Like, honestly. The internet breeds so much hatred and allows simple minded idiots to find each other and do stupid shit like this. 

There’s also this video.

Let’s make his face go viral, or something. Every single person that’s on right now and sees this should reblog this, and go and dislike the videos. Can you imagine the load of shit that these dick wads would get in if the mass public found out that they were charging meals in a party of 64+ to the amount of $2k+ dollars, and not tipping?
I’m flagging the Facebook group for harassment, as well, so if you have a Facebook, you should go do that, too.

Juicing douche bags